BUSH AND JOHN PAUL II WERE SOUL BROTHERS!!
NOW IS THE TIME FOR AN AMERICAN POPE!
If ever there was time for the Catholics in America to step up to the plate and support an American for Pope it is now!
George W. Bush is the soul brother of the dead pope. He hates gays, fornicators, feminists, abortionists, and sexually
active priests as much if not more than John Paul II.
In addition, who better to lead the Holy War in the Middle East than W. He already is waging Holy War in Iraq and
Aghanistan. If he became Pope, do you think it would be difficult for him to convince Dick Cheney to invade Iran,
Syria, or Lebanon? No way, piece of cake.
PLUS HE ALREADY HAS THE SUPPORT OF ALL THE FACISTS CARDINALS IN THE UNITED STATES THAT HELPED HIM
GET ELECTED IN AMERICA! AND HE SPEAKS TO GOD REGULARLY.
The only things that stand in his way are:
Those nasty allegations that daddy paid for an illegal abortion when W knocked up that Texas
woman. (nobody can prove it and most of the popes had more than a few illegitimates running around ).
He needs to annul the marriage to Laura. This is easy - just get a cardinal to declare it , claim
that Laura is a slut, and the twins are not his anyway.
He has to convert to Catholicism. Not a problem.