Mike Preacher-Man Huckabee
The perfect follow-up to the first fanatical christian president. Mike is a bona-fide ignorant Southern
Baptist preacher-man. He believes in creationism and rejects evolution as crap. Reason is the great enemy of Religion
after all.
You have to acknowledge, though, Huck's 19th century pre-Darwanism charm makes him a stalwart for those
who wish to return to simpler times where only white men could vote, the rest of us were slaves or peasants, and
women knew their place.
WE have heard rumors that Mike would like to change the Department of Education to the Department of Homeschoolin'.
Just imagine, if we all homeschooled our kids, our taxes would be lower and we would still have all the money needed
to nuke any non-Christian nation into the Stone Age.
