10. I am honorable. When I cheated on my wife, I divorced her.
9. I was not born into a rich family, I married into a rich family!
8. I have never, ever choked on a pretzel and passed out in a White House bedroom.
7. I am shorter, fatter and older than George W Bush.
6. I have not directly spoken to god yet.
5. I have never failed in business because I never ran one or was in charge of anything.
4. I do not have a family compound in Kennebunkport.
3. I have never, absolutely never, been married to a woman named Laura.
2. I do not think I own a home in Texas, but my people will have to confirm whether that is
true.
1. I own a ranch in Arizona, Bush's ranch is in Texas.
