Situation Two - Getting Saudis Home Safely After 9/11
After your crack intelligence agencies have quickly determine that most of the 9/11 hijackers
responsible for the deaths of thousands of Americans were Saudi nationals, you get a call from your friends in the Saudi
Arabian Royal Family asking you to help140 Saudis get out of the United States. The Saudis are afraid that Americans
will treat these individuals unkindly when they realize they are related to bin Laden or are connected with extremists
To complicate matters, the FBI wants to question some of these individuals because of their
possible connection to anti-American groups that may have aided the terrorists. To complicate matters further, you are
well aware that every airport in the U.S. is closed to international travel for security reasons. To complicate matters
much further, you remember that the Saudis paid your dad more than $350 million dollars in consulting fees that he turned
over to the RNC to help make you President.
As you share a fine Cuban cigar with Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia at the White House,
a) Firmly explain to the Prince that there is no way in hell you will allow any
Saudi nationals to leave the country until they are cleared by the FBI of any involvement.
b) Tell the Prince "no worries, mate. I 'm the goddamn President and I can do
whatever I want. Have your people contact my people and let them know what works best for your people. Consider it done."
c) Personally order airports across the United States to help the
Saudis get home safely on private jets. Tell the FBI to relax.
d) Ask your mom for advice telling her that you really don't want to annoy daddy's friends.
e) Remembering that "God helps those who help themselves,"
you give it a try and blurt out "What's it worth to ya Prince?"