The Priest with the Mostest!
In case you were reading your bible or ranting about the immorality of the fornicating masses and all them damn homosexuals......
A Monsignor, a priest, the right-wing gay-bashing rector of world-famous St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York has resigned
because of the public allegations that he has had carnal knowledge of his leggy secretary for years. The 79
year-old Priest and the 46 year-old mother of two are apparently purrfect together!
Pictured above, Lovely Laura De Filippo and Priest Eugene Clark are shown entering a motel room in the
Hampty Hamps to get some rest in the middle of the day! The Daily News reports that Father Gene and Laura
entered the hotel room in the Hampton's and emerged five hours later with heads bowed and different clothes
inclding Laura's sexy short shorts! Oh la la! The Priest denies any impropriety. And Laura is mum about the
five hours spent behind closed doors with Father Gene.
THE PRUDENT PRIEST AND THE LEGGY LAURA DID NOT REGISTER USING THEIR REAL NAMES WHEN SIGINING INTO THE HOTEL - GEE
Of course, the Priest has denied having a sexual relationship with Laura. Never mind that the pair
has traveled in Europe extensively and spends devotional time together in his 2 million dollar estate in posh
What is a servant of the church doing with an estate in the Hampton's worth 2 million dollars? Using the jacuzzi
apparently! Laura's teen daughter alleges in a sworn affidavit that she saw mom clad only in a teddy (baby
doll nightie) sitting on the Priest Gene's lap in the Jacuzzi!
Laura's 14 year-old daughter has allegedly also seen "mom" and his "holiness" "making out" with mom stripped
to her bra! Whether he gave her the tongue is unknown.
Which leads us to the game show portion of this page!
If all this is true, how many sins has the Priest committed?